If america invaded russia during the cold war, they would give the russians democracy.
If russia invaded america during the cold war, they would give the americans standardized health care, and affordable housing.
UN Diplomat: Soviet Union, we thought you guys broke up years ago...
Russian Diplomat: That is what we wanted you to think!
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