a) Large, fake, scarred breasts; as if performed by a bargain-bin plastic surgeon.
b) Fake boobs that look fresh from the cutting bin.
c) Artificial breasts that appear as if they once sported a zipper.
I would have tipped that stripper more, but she had a pair of Southies.
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