An arrogant, boorish people who are so ridiculously stupid and in need of basic common decency that they can't even form the most basic of governments. They also hate Americans with a passion despite the fact that they've moved to the US in droves to escape their war-torn, shit-hole of a country. They project major attitude, but if confronted, they cower like the slabs of jelly they really are. Somalis treat their women like shit; even more so than most Muslims. This likely stems from the coupling of both cowardice and combativeness. Unlike the good people from Ethiopia and Kenya, these idiots consider African-American thugs as their role models, and act accordingly.
Over the last 15 years or so, Somalis have immigrated en masse to cities such as Minneapolis and Portland, ME to take advantage of all-too-lax welfare programs. Unlike the hard-working Latinos and Hmongs, these people are both lazy and ungracious of the assistance provided to them. They will always claim that once their country has established a stable government, they will return home; as this will never happen, these human bedbugs are here to stay.
My Ethiopian friend Moses explained to me why Somalis refuse to get along with any other people. "They fucked goats back in their homeland," he said. That explains a lot.
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