Much like the soggy biscuit a group of men get together and masturbate on a biscuit and the winner tops it off with blueberries for the loser to eat. Loser is the man who finishes last.
Winner: Enjoy this you earned it.
Loser: That was the saltiest soggy smurf delight I have had in weeks.
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