Middle Aged Women who have no real purpose in life except to watch the kids and piss everybody else off. They are often seen in Wal-Mart.They are usually seen wearing Holiday-themed sweaters and shopping. They are allowed to bring there bad a$$ kids anywhere they want to,but if your listening to anything other than Radio Disneythey act bitchy and wanna act like they're your parents. Also seen driving unesssarily huge SUV. The only people who try to "Bargin" with there children, instead of disciplining them.
Man:*listening to Snoop Dogg*
Soccer Mom: Can you turn that ruckus down, there's children present.
Man:Turns down music slightly*
Soccer Mom: TURN DOWN THE MUSIC OR I'M GONNA TELL YOUR PARENTS!
Man: I'm a grown ass man
Soccer Mom: TURN IT DOWN NOW! *Gets in mans face*
Soccer Mom: *leaving*
Man: You know what they say..you can't teach an old bitch new tricks
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