Snoqualmie Ridge is a douchey town where all the kids are spoiled brats. The moms are usually about forty years old, and try to look/act like twenty five year olds. The moms don't work, and they wait on their disrespectful children 24/7. The dad's (usually about sixty years old) go to 'work', but in reality they're $5,000,000 in debt, and go cheat on their wives with eighteen year old hookers. Everybody is racist, and all the twelve year old boys text their 'girlfriends' and try to act like a super-douchey version of Justin Bieber. All the girls are fake and look the same. They have been impregnated at least once, but gotten an abortion by age fifteen.
12 year old boy from Snoqualmie Ridge: Hey wanna go out?
12 year old girl from Deer Park: Get the fuck away, jackass.
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