Okay, I won't be too graphic here, but this is what happens when you sneeze and, well, pass gas as a result at the same time.
"I cannot believe this, everytime I sneeze I snoot. It's like a reflex action. And that is why, I can't pull up a date. Girl has a perfume too strong to trigger my nostrils, and boom, it's a snoot!"
"Did you just.. uhm, sneeze.. fart, in the same time? Did you just sneeze and fart at the same time?"
"Yeah I guess, snoot? :| "
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