While having anal sex with a female or male, if you remove your penis to ejaculate on his or her back and they begin to shit themselves because of loss of control of their bowels, quickly shove your penis back up their ass to stop the shit from coming out. If done successfully, it should resemble a hairless gopher burrowing back into his hole.
"Dude i was fucking this chick up the ass last night and when i finished i had to give her a Sloppy Gopher to save the floor.
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