THE most brutal, intense, hardcore and insanely awesome thrash/speed metal band of all time. Completely RAPES all Death Metal bands. Best band to headbang and/or mosh to. Not emo, NOT Satanic. People take offense to Tom Araya saying "God hates us all." But he does not acually believe that. According to him, "it just sounds good."
Surgeon General Warning: If you have high blood pressure, you may not want to listen to Slayer or go to a Slayer concert.
And the award for "Most Hardcore Band Ever" goes to...... Slayer!!!
Guy in crowd 1: No suprise
Guy in crowd 2: I would have had to kill someone if they lost to some gay Death Metal band
Guy in crowd 3: MOSH PIT!!!!
*cue "Angel of Death"*
News Reporter: This just in, there were no survivors after the Slayer Mosh Pit incident last night at the Grammys.
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