Somebody who lays really smelly shits.
Somebody who is very very loud, like a fog horn.
Female Skrzypek's usually sound like men and have fat arses.
Also NEVER wear bras, because they are scared of them.
The Skrzypek beat the shit out of me in the corridor.
That damn Skrzypek locked me in the toilet after she took a huge dump in there.
"Who is that man shouting down the hall?"
-"Thats no man, it's that damn Skrzypek."
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