A bony chick who is so skinny that she is no longer attractive in any way. Had you even made an attempt to have sex with her you would merely poke through her vagina and straight through her stomach and kill her in a yeasty, bloody mass of skeletor-killing pokage.
You don't want a chick that's too blubbery...
But you don't want to bone a skeletor.
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