Living in a small town away from the city, gardening, missionary, white plates, silver car... occasional buggery.
"So where do you come from Geoff?"
"I live in a silver saloon suburbia, I’m satisfied with my life without wanting to be smug about it... although I’ve not seen my wife’s skinny bits in a few years; I just wank off over the dogs food instead"
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