A silencer is a make-shift product to allow quiet, shameless defecations in public toilets.
A silencer is when a person bunches up a bit of toilet paper, and quickly places it in the water retaining part of the toilet bowl.
Thus, was a foreign object (fecial matter) drops into the toilet, there is no splash, and therefore no noise is created, allowing the person to walk confidently out without being given terrible terrible looks.
One downside to this is that it does not protect the person from their own gaseous discharge before the act of defecation.
Guy 1 - "Oh gosh, oh golly, I gonna crap myself,......, but I cant let anyone know im doing it, because,......., Ive been eating nothing but Indian curries and beans!, ......, oh god, its crowning!!!!!!!"
Guy 2 - "Hey buster, dont worry, use a silencer, its fine man, honestly, in Silencer we trust"
Guy 1 - "Than........ (fart)...... i gotta g-....... whoa nelly!"
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