A mythical deity noted for his insightful parables. Shrek has been reported in numerous sightings throughout the world to appear to his faithful and Shrekoncile their sins. Those who disobey the will of Shrek will often smell onions before meeting a horrific yet well-deserved demise at the hands of Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
"Ogres are like layers."
-Shrek, "The Parable of the Onion"
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