1. Overhyped, over-ballhoed Japanese developer who in his heyday crafted some decent games, overhyped to hell by the pro-Nintendo media despite far superior output from SEGA across all genres, not just Miyamoto's limited range (A. platformers 2.adventure games 3. kart racers 4. platformers).
Was recently apparently the victim of a Japanese labortatory experiment gone horribly-the-fuck wrong and which as a result has made him the equivalent of a retarded chimp whose games are as predictable and afflicted with sequel-itis as his shit.
Also one truly UGLY motherfucker. evidence of his homosexual chimp nature was embarassingly exposed when he danced in that Link outfit at a press conference for Zelda, which afterwards left many Nintendo-loving editors trembling, shaken and traumatized for life, some of whom also became gay, and later committed suicide for it.
2. Yu Suzuki's bitch.
3. Tetsuya Mizuguchi's bitch.
4. Hirosho Oguchi's bitch.
5. Yuji Naka's main bitch.
6. Rikiya Nakgawa's bitch.
1. Ikaruga for the sega Dreamcast, released during the same week as Super Mario Sunshine, rightfully outsold Shigeru Miyamoto's pile of shit homoerotic phallus-shaped watergun simulation.
2. Miyamoto is a chimp who can never produce the likes of Shenmue to Beach Spikers to Daytona and far more as Yu Suzuki has.
3. The like of Mizuguchi's REZ from Miyamoto? Hhahahahhaa!
4. Oguchi-san owns Miyamoto's chimp ass in terms of pure game fun value.
5. Yuji Naka's output has always raped hs bitch Miyamoto's, from Sonic, to PSO, to PS SMS, to Samba de Amigo, to Feel the Magic.
6. 'Bend over Miyamoto, Rikiya is here and you are her bitch.'
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