Videotape your parents fucking while smoking an assload of weed. Once they're asleep, jack off to the tape then sneak into their room and cum on your mother's back. Superman 'dat ho!
There wasn't anything going on Friday night, so I stayed in and pulled a Shia LaDouche.
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