Loves Jason Castro, who is her long term, serious, true love boyfriend, likes purple, sparkles, and sour razzles.
Will make cream of your face.
Knocks lamps over repeatedly.
Hates ugly, jiggly whores that let guys jizz in their eyes and then try to demean other peoples lives.
Quite enjoys a nice pair of slacks.
Killed a guy with a trident once.
Spends all free time on Castrocopia.com
I heard that the girl that gets Jason's pantz all to herself is Shelbi.
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