When your dog wakes you up to take him outside to drop off his payload and instead you pick him up to put him on the bed with you because you're too damn lazy to get up, and while picking him up you squeeze his stomach and he pinches one planting a warm fuzzy on your forehead.
Husband: I better take Otis out before he pulls another Shaulis.
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