A bad injury, generally received from doing something stupid. Teenage boys, for example, are very susceptible to be on the receiving end of a "serious jones."
"Dude, I was broomstick jousting with my girlfriend on the roof yesterday, and she knocked me off. *lifts shirt to reveal gash* Check out this serious jones!"
"Mom, Where'd you get that serious jones?"
"Ask your father."
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