1. Greatest Marine ever
2. Jesus Christ himself was the first seat mech, he joined the marine corps in the year 1 and retired as a Sgt Maj in the year 2... yah he was that awesome.
3. Has slept with every known hot woman in the world... leaves all the fat chicks for powerline and ordnance
4. Every seat mech has kicked Chuck Norris' ass at least once.
All the Hot chicks in the world: "WOW seat mech's are the best!"
Jesus: "I remember when i was a seat mech!"
Chuck Norris: "Holy crap if another seat mech whoops my ass im gonna just roundhouse kick myself to death"
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