The reluctance to stand up at a sports event caused by the fear of changing the orientation of a perfectly positioned seat cushion.
Eli: That was a sick play. Chest bump!
Jake: Dude, it took me an hour to get comfortable.
Karl: Same here. I've got about six cushions in the perfect position.
Eli: You guys suck... Damn seat cushion hesitation.
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