A demanding stuffed dog with rock paws. He is known to sport a floral bandanna and smug look. He refuses to cut the fur around his eyes and has been known to smell like pizza. Truth be told he was born from a claw machine in a seedy strip club in Montreal QC, however he will tell tall tales of being born in China, having spent time in Hawaii with the dolphins, and travelling across Canada on the sweat of his brow with rocks in his paws and bandanna flapping in the wind. He will tell you he has tons of friends and that you will love them but really half have gone down the garbage chute and the others will just bug you!
This pink dolphin I won at the strip club sucks, I wish it was a Scrabbles.
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