Scotch Plains is that feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman.
Westfield, however, is the feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman, and then realize it's a man.
I feel so Scotch Plains in this brief, yet sensual, moment of ecstasy.
I feel so...WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'RE A DUDE! I think my dick just shriveled up and fell off! Eugh, I feel so Westfield right now.
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