a jewish american comedian, often making controversial racial/religious jokes about everyone, including herself. she also makes fun of celebs, her Paris Hilton joke is my favorite.
Sarha Silver hosted the mtv 2007 movie awards, started the night out with a Paris Hitlon joke, all the while with paris hilton herself in the crowd.
"In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail." (crowd cheers) "Wow...wow...thank you. The Judge said it was gonna be a no frill thing and that is ridiculous, shes totally gonna get special treament. As a matter of fact, I heard that to make her feel like more comfortable in prison, the guards are gonna paint the bars to look like penises." (crowd "ooohhs" and laugh) "Is that?.....I think its wrong too, I just worry that she gonna break her teeth on those things." (even more "ooohhs" this time)
(Here are some of Sarah Silverman's ironic racist statements, usually delivered in a serious manner)
"Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and then the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believe it was the blacks."
"I was raped by a doctor, which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl."
"Everyone knows that the best time to get pregnant is when you're a black teenager."
"Nazis are assholes," (she repeats for added effect.) "They’re cute when they’re little. Why can’t they just stay small?…" (Her smile disappears) "But the Holocaust isn’t always funny. And I will tell you something that I truly believe: That if black people were in Germany during World War II, the Holocaust would have never happened." (She pauses) "Or, not to Jews…"
"I love you like puertorrican need a bath."
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