The ferocious, merciless, and unforgiving monster your girlfriend becomes when she gets sand in her vagina after unsuccessful beach coitus.
Man: You wanna go swimming?
Sand Bear: Fuck off!
Man: Maybe make a campfire?
Sand Bear: Burn in hell!
Man: Give it another try?
Sand Bear: Oh you'd like that wouldn't you, you son of a bitch! Why don't you shove some sand up your dick!
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