1) A crazy, over enthusiastic, senile old man who finds unhealthy enjoyment in finding cheaters
2) One who has a strange preoccupation with psychiatrists and the phrase "tougher than steel"
3) One who has a ridiculously large collection of sadistic YouTube videos
4) One who "voids warranties"
The bloke who teaches the Material Science class is definitely a Samborsky.
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