A girl is giving you head, and right before you cum, you pull your dick out and squirt it in her eye so she is blinded. Then, when she stands up, you kick her as hard as you can in the shin so she hobbles around like she has a peg leg. GROWL!
I pulled the Salty Pirate on LaFawnda last night; I'm single today.
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