Chinaman born about 500B.C. who is revered by military fantasists and qouted by athletes because he wrote a book about common sense and simple thinking.
A: The enemy has surrounded us 10:1, what should we do?
B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do
*some time later*
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!
*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*
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