Like a rusty trombone, but somewhat straighter. Performing anilingus on your woman whilst diddling her vaginal canal. Classy move, and lets her know hepatitis ain't no thing.
Although I enjoyed that Rusty Finger Puppet last night, you might want to get a blood test.
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