While a woman is performing fellatio on a man she makes honking noises and gives him a raspberry at the same time. Both hands should be massaging any and all parts of the man.
If the man farts while the rusty bassoon is being performed, it makes it that much better.
After a symphony concert...
Man: Hey, you played great tonight! Put your good bassoon away, and come back to my place. I uh have a bassoon I want you to blow on. It's a rusty bassoon though...
Woman: Oh OK? So it needs to be cleaned?
Man: Why yes, it does.
Woman: Sounds great!
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