While having sex with a woman, order her to say your name. Regardless of the name she says, slap her across the face and tell her she is wrong.
Do this until she guesses "Rumpelstiltskin"
In the event that she guesses Rumpelstiltskin, knock her unconscious and run. You now have the right to her firstborn child.
SAY MY NAME BITCH! *slap*
She doesn't know that I'm Rumpelstiltskin-ing.
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