Rochelle Park is a small town. It used to be 5,000 people, and now its changed drastically. Major condo work going on. Lots of new people moving in. If you move in here, your fucked, cuz everybody here knows eachother and if ur new, then ur stuck in the sucky groups of kids. Since the town is so damn small, there is no highschool. SO, you either go to the two more popular choices; Hackensack Highschool, or Paramus Catholic. At Hackensack, you get shot for being alive, and at Paramus Catholic, you pay 7,000 dollars a year, and then you get shot. FUN!
Rochelle Park is one square mile of pure bullshit.
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