Very bad luck. Been known to cause catastrophic events. Avoid one at all costs. Everything one touches turns to mush. When gambling is involved it's very important to put a Ritz in the bathroom. Their powers are significantly diminished.
I was winning a bet last night and then got Ritzed in the 9th inning. How can a team score 7 runs with 2 outs in the 9th?
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