Step 1: Drop a deuce.
Step 2: Tear off enough toilet paper from the roll to sufficiently clean yourself and set aside.
Step 3: Pull a large portion of toilet paper from the roll without removing it.
Step 4: Use this portion for the initial wipe to achieve maximum effectiveness.
Step 5: Rewind the used portion into the roll and finish your wipe with reserves toilet paper.
Step 6: Bait the trap and enjoy!
Notes: Use in conjuction with The Upperdecker to achieve maximum lethality.
Step 4: Rewind the used portion into the roll
That honkey mofo was actin' a fool and hatin' on my game, so I hooked him up with the rewind before I left the party.
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