A man who often doesn't get any and will date any girl (regardless of if they have a nice nose or not) as long as they put out, especially over Thanksgiving Break. He is willing to give up his dignity for sexual fun.
He is usually very weak compared to anyone named Brad or David and when attacked will retreat to the ground in a defensive position.
Habitat: In Texas with his asshole parents who stole him from his friends.
Religion: Worshiping or praying to Brad/David.
David: "Did you hear about that Retreeni?"
Christian: " Yeah his girlfriend is a sarcastic bitch."
2. (Noun) That girl is dating a Retreeni, poor Retreeni.
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