1. Guy your mom was probably with when she was drunk 2. Guy your mom was probably with again when she sobered up 3. Guy who left your mom 8 dirty messages on her answering machine 4. Guy who probably gave your mom that oozing sore on her upper lip 5. Probably your real father
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