Someone with a truly liberated view of sexuality who staunchly refuses to fuck anyone who hasn't been the vehicle of Pazuzu at least once before they started dating.
I'm a Reganophile. Have you ever projectile vomited? Check. Spun your head through 360 degrees relative to your shoulders? Check. Ridden a bouncy bed and seen at least one stupid priest jump out a window and down a flight of 122 stone steps? Check? You must have looked cute as a kid and you're dashing now. Shall we go to the theatre or cut to the chase?
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