When you eat a girl out, and you do not know until you are done that she was on her period and the bottom half of your face looks like you ate red velvet.
"Hey man so how did it go with your girl last night?" Guy 1
"Awful, i got down on her and i went in for it, but then she told me she felt funny, and apparently she was on her period." Guy 2
"AWWWH YOU ATE RED VELVET AHAHAHAHAHAHHA" Guy 1
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