When you're fucking and the rapture occurs right when you climax.
*As heard on The A to Z Show, Episode 39.
Zach: Oh man, I totally had a rapture fuck on May 21st!
AC: What do you mean?
Zach: I was fucking and right when I came, the heavens open up like Ahhhh (angel voice) and my cum shot like a geyser!
AC: No way, dude! Is that where that flood came from?
Zach: Totally! My cum flooded the Earth and Noah and the Ark rose up and repopulated a new Earth, bathed in my cum.
AC: Man, I can't wait to have a rapture fuck of my own!
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