Purple Dong is an Alcholic drink that has the thickness of cum when you drink it, and the cap to the bottle is a tip of a penis, and the rest of the bottle is like a long black shaft from Minnesota. The ingredients are homemade by Greg, And Spencer, and by homemade we mean "The Jizz"
Hey bartender give me a Purple Dong with a sample of that "Keep The Towel"
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