She's not that attractive and I'm not even entirely sure that she's not a he but hey I'm Kajan97 so I'm used to surprises!
Instead of sucking my dad off as usual every Saturday at 7pm sharp I think I'll ask that Punk_Monkey babe on a date!
What have I got to lose other than more dignity when she either rejects me or I found out what she's sticking in my ass isn't her tongue but a giant penis attached to her pelvic region?!!
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