The best player in all of baseball. He can hit for average, power, and can draw a ridiculous amount of walks. He is also a good fielder, and one of the few remaining good clean players left.
Pujols is also the homophone for the word "poo-holes"
Balls Deep: selects Alex Rodriguez with the 1st overall pick...
Pitchers and Catchers: Haha fucking idiot took A-Roid over "M V Pujols". What a shit tard!
Albert Pujols likes to stick his weiner in the ladies poo-holes.
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