The best Portugal's city. People from Lisbon are envious of Porto people. Porto is AMAZING. We have Porto wine and food which are simply fantastic. Futebol Clube do Porto (FCP or just Porto) is the best team ever. Benfica fans are a fucking cunts. They're just jealous cause in 10 years, Porto won 7 of the championships and Benfica only 2. Porto people are friendly and love people who visit Porto.
Lisbon is basically the joke of Portugal! And Porto is basically the best place ever!
Oh, and Porto river (Rio Douro) is considered one of the most beautiful places to visit by the NEW YORK TIMES! Yeah, its true, go the internet and you'll find the review.
People from Lisbon: Lisbon is the best city of the world! We're awesome! Porto sucks!
All over Portugal: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha cool story bro, tell it again.
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