Guy with a huge crank who knows how to bruise up a cervix. Girls typically get addicted to said crank more violently than CRACK.
Girl #1. Why are you limping?
Girl #2. My vagina feels like I fell asleep on the railroad tracks spread eagle!
Girl #1. Sounds like you got Porter-ed! Lucky! lol!
Girl #2. How did you know????? lol!
Girl #1. Cause my ass feels like I was sitting on the space shuttle when it launched! lol!
Girl #2. We're dumb sluts! lol!
Girl #1. I know right! Let's get drunk and call him!
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