The indescribable fear of releasing your mobile phone into the mouth of a port-o-potty...
**Dan is in the port-p-potty**
Stan: "Hey Dan! Can you text Lisa and tell her were gonna be a little late?:
Dan: "NO YOU DO IT! I HAVE PORTAPHONELEOMA!"
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