A town in Ulster County, New York. Such a shitty little town, I had to make the definition for it just now because nobody's ever heard of it. Even people who live in Port Ewen have never heard of the place. Contains a Chinese take out restaurant, marina, pharmacy, and that's about it.
You: "I'm from Port Ewen."
You: "I don't even know, man."
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