A porch monkey is normally an afro-american person in one of the southern states. This person is called this because they often sit around on either their own, or some other poor white mans porch.
See nigger, jigga boo and swamp ninja
Father: Look at that damn porch monkey rolling around in my watermelon patch!
Son: Hey Pa! Can we torch him? Can we?
Father: Oh alright, but don't touch my watermelons!
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