Sliding a cylindrical freezer pack into a rubber balloon (with no air/helium in it) pissing in it, then putting it in the freezer for a few hours, then taking it out and shoving it up your ass and or vagina until you cum.
"Mark gave himself a good Polar Express last night, im still cleaning the kitchen floor."
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