Love of platypus (usually, love of kinky stuffed platypus found in the beds of small children). Note: this condition is ostracized in most communities.
Pooks 1: "I loveeeeeeeeee Franklin your stuffed platypus!"
Pooks 2: "That's strange. I think you have platypudophelia."
Pooks 1: "Pookuhduhnug get up out my kool-aid!"
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