This describes a guy who is into sports, loves to drink, and can consume copious amounts of liquor. He's not a particularly good dancer, and usually does not have a steady girlfriend but looks for the one night stands and random hookups with promiscuous women. These men are usually unshaven, have ear piercings and some times sport bandanas. When they speak they feel its neceessary to start a sentence with a profanity and end a sentence with a profanity. There is another offshoot of the modern day Pirate which goes by the name of the Meathead Pirate which can be spotted pumping heavy iron in some secluded dungeon , devouring mountains of food until there at the point of vomiting, taking tons of dietary supplements and sometimes a couple of cycles of anabolic steroids here and there for good measure which attributes to additional hostility and agression. Pirates in general live for the moment and there only goal in life is to soothe the inner beast inside of them whether it be with tons of liqour, random crazy usually unprotected sex with random women, or the occasional bar room brawl. Society labels this small cult of people as Crude, brutal, inhuman, ruthless, savage, vicious ,offensive, raw, attrocious, degenerate, depraved, immoral, sinful and sometimes even evil. But research shows that these so-called brutes are genetically predisposed to this lifestyle they are actually more animal than human in some cases they have a testosterone level 3 times that of a normal man which leads to three times the agression, appetite, sex drive, and capacity for alchohol then the normal man.
That crazy disgusting guy is a pirate!
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